I wear boxer briefs.

Hanes TAGLESS Men’s Boxer Briefs with ComfortSoft Wasitband

Now that that’s out of the way, let me tell you why: they are comfortable and supportive.  Regular briefs (whitey-tighties, tighty-whities, those things) are kinda lame looking, and regular boxers are nothing but a thin layer of fabric that comes between a body and a pair of pants.  Boxer briefs, however, offer the support that my body requires and the look that’s on par or better than what fashionable boxers can provide!

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the mystery flavor doritos are gross.
the spicy sweet chili doritos are great!
wild cherry m&ms are good

Personally, I thought the Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos were pretty good, but kinda tasted like teriyaki, so the name threw me off.

I’ve been looking since May 14 (when I received Kirk’s message) for these fabled Wild Cherry M&Ms, but cannot find them anywhere!  Email me if you find them and would like to send me a bag.

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It’s James Anthony Reddick ohmygod!!!!!!

And I come with queries.

1. You rated McDonald’s customer service hotline a 10.  Under what circumstances was it necessary to use that?

2. How the heck are you?  I understand you’re in the land of delicious rice treats.

3. On a scale of 1 to 1,0000, how excited are you for Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People?

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Tags: Homestar Runner,Kellogg's Cereal,McDonald's Sweet Tea,Metal Gear Solid 4,Rice Krispie Treats,Rice Krispies,Rice-A-Roni,Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People
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It’s been a good few months since I last had a post here. The reasons are numerous, but they’re quick - I promise!

1. I was using WordPress 2.3, and it was upgraded to 2.5. This wouldn’t normally be an issue, except the previous theme I was using didn’t like WP 2.5 and got rid of all my posts. More often than not, I’m one that believes that nothing bad will ever happen to me. When bad things happen, I chalk it up to life experience. Anyway, I never backed up my work, my posts were lost, I learned a lesson.
2. I moved a great distance and had very little time to update the site.
3. When I did have free time, the last thing I wanted to do was work on consum’d!.

Now that I’m fairly settled in and my ability to budget properly is almost in check, I feel like diving back in. Things are almost as I want them to be, but there a few minor kinks I’d like to work out, so excuse any changes that occur over the next week or so (header [needs help badly]), “Friendships?!” aren’t in my preferred order, minor things).

With that out of the way, let’s get caught up!


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